(44 quotes found)
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
Earl Wilson
“Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.”
“Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.”
“A vacation is what you take when can no longer take what you've been taking.”
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
“Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.”
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.”
“Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.”
“Always remember, money isn't everything -- but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.”
“Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone, you don't.”
