(149 quotes found)
“Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.”
Kin Hubbard
“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing”
“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it”
“There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.”
“The fellow that owns his own house is always just coming out of a hardware store”
“Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.”
“Many a family tree needs trimming”
“There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them”
“Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
“When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money”
