(112 quotes found)
“Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.”
Jean Kerr
“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing”
Kin Hubbard
“To witness the birth of a child is our best opportunity to experience the meaning of the word miracle.”
Paul Carvel
“Only mothers can think of the future-because they give birth to it in their children.”
Maxim Gorky
“A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.”
Frank A. Clark
“It's indescribable. You hold this newborn, and you realize you've got responsibilities like you've never had before.”
Tom Cruise
“Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.”
Elizabeth Stone
“Childbirth is a miracle. No, it's not. . . . It's a chemical reaction, that's all.”
Bill Hicks
“My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.”
Joan Rivers
“A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.”
Thomas C. Haliburton