“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing”
Kin Hubbard
“Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.”
Jean Kerr
“A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.”
Frank A. Clark
“To witness the birth of a child is our best opportunity to experience the meaning of the word miracle.”
Paul Carvel
“[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.”
Jeff Foxworthy
“Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last”
Charles Dickens
“The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.”
Dave Barry
