“It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.”
Mark Twain
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Humor is tragedy plus time”
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
