“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
Helen Rowland
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
Stephen Wright
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
Victor Hugo
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
Robert Frost
