“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
Lucille Ball
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“Don't grow old waiting for oppotunity, find it while you're still young.”
Richard 'Grimesy' Grimes
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
Victor Hugo
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
Helen Rowland
