“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut.”
“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.”
