“A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife”
Edgar Watson Howe
“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person”
Mignon McLaughlin
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
Judy Garland
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
Oscar Wilde
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
Joseph Barth
“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”
Zig Ziglar