“The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
Bill Watterson
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”
John Shirley
“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..”
Diana Jordan
“I live a normal life, I take care of our baby, I cook, and I look forward to the weekend so I can spend some time with my husband. It's the kind of change we all secretly dream of, but which isn't always easy to deal with.”
Angela Lindvall
“One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it.”
Jack Dee
“I know that today is Friday but don't let your productivity wither because of it!”
Ambar Hamid