“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
Robert Frost
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
Helen Rowland
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
Stephen Wright
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.”
Caskie Stinnett
