“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“Woman, you see, is an object of such a kind that study it as much as you will, it is always quite new.”
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“Men are simple minded. The fact that women can't understand them, begins to show just how complex they are...”
John T Walsh
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
