(3665 quotes found)
“Life is a Fight for Tertiary and Once you stop Fighting for what you want, what you don't Want will Automatically TakeOver.”
Prashuchan Pokharel
“The only thing between YOU and me is that I Don't Bite my chin when I talk. And the only thing between ME and your Brain is some latex.”
Dalton Hull
“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.”
Brian Littrell
“How do i do this trick? Well even if I knew i wouldn't tell you.”
Mangesh Desai
“That awkward moment when you fart and everyone realizes it was you.”
Sonya.E.Williams
“When people say. " when pigs fly," say. " YAY, I win." Most likely they will.say. " how." you reply, "Swine Flu due, it was ALL over Tv."”
“It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.”
Dan Quayle
“Kegel muscle workout is the new enlightened consciousness.”
Edward Squire
“Don't re-invent the wheel, just make it rounder.”
Daniel Graves
“There are many things that require that perfect balance, such as Love and Hate. Good and Evil. Also, French fries and that Perfect amount of Salt and Ketchup. Oh, and other stuff.”
